i had an epiphany yesterday morning. i found the sign that shows me that i've been single for too long and that having a girlfriend would be in my best interest. single guys, you'll know where i'm coming from with this. here's the sign: you know you've been single for too long when you're in the bathroom taking a piss...... and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time. that's how you know.
went to atlantic city last weekend. down $300. but hey, it could've been worse. a former coworker of mine was also down there. his cousin lost $1500 playing roulette. he made a critical error. that error was going to an ATM and jacking out more money. DON'T EVER DO THAT IN A CASINO!!!
my view on gun control: if you want to protect yourself, ok. if your kid wants to get into your gun drawer and shoot him/herself, i'm fine with that. that's your fault for having a curious kid and a gun in your house. if you want to be a douchebag and buy a gun for something other than defense, then you are the reason that we need a firing squad at your execution. one bullet for every one you fired. i don't even want to shoot your head and get it taken care of quickly. first, we start at the limbs and joints. then work our way to more vital organs. karma would be served.
No comments:
Post a Comment