this is one of those "pulled out of my ass" rants. i don't even think it's gonna be a true rant. maybe i'll find some way to spin it.
ok. the first time i met any kind of celebrity was a "kid's day" at madison square garden. unfortunately, i wasn't one of the kids whose day it was. my party company was hired as entertainment for kids entering through the 7th street entrance going to the knicks game that day. anyfuck, first, i met the pepsi girl. does anybody remember her? she was the little girl in the movie "paulie" with that fucking parrot. i was like, "holy shit! it's the pepsi girl, everyone! can i ask you a question? what the fuck is your name?" as if i wasn't star-struck enough, lo and behold, arron carter walks by. yes, the backstreet guy's brother. at that moment, i thought "wow. all of my dreams have now come true. i can die in peace."
does bill clinton count as a celebrity?
senior year in high school, i went on a drama club field trip to see "annie get your gun" at the marriott marquis theater in times square. reba macentire (spelling?) was the lead, but she's not the celebrity i'm talking about. in the box office, everyone in the drama club saw joey fatone picking up show tickets.
4 or so years ago, i got steve austin's and trish stratus' autograph at the now bankrupt tower records. 2 years ago, got rockapella's autographs when the high c's went to one of their concerts in jersey. had a nice little chat with them a cappella group to a cappella group. last year, caught the female singer and guitarist of lacuna coil outside of the nokia theater in times square after they opened up for rob zombie.
maybe if i lived in the hamptons or in NYC, i'd see some more.
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