"I heard somebody say, 'Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas." - G.W. Bush, yesterday
i would expect this quote to come from a non-sensical plotline from "aqua teen hunger force" or "family guy" because it is just that damn funny. hussein, iraq. mandela, south africa. iraq. south africa. we're talking about two countries thousands of miles away (to my readers abroad, that would be kilometers). i wonder when was the last time our president bothered to look at a globe. he probably saw one in elementary school and thought it was a funny-colored kickball before throwing it out the window of the short bus he rode everyday.
i was planning on ranting about the jena 6, but not yet. i want to make sure i hear the entire story. i'll say this for now: beating up a kid in school is not attempted murder. i've gotten the shit kicked out of me before in high school, still here. besides, who doesn't need a good ass kicking every once in a while?
speaking of asses, iranian president ahmadinejad wanted to lay a wreath at ground zero and is going to speak at columbia u. on monday. you know what? i have a better idea. instead of taking him to ground zero, have him driven to a kosher deli during the lunchtime rush. he seems to have no problem repeatedly telling the whole world that israel should be wiped off the map. i want him to say the exact same thing at a kosher deli. hell, i'll give my old roomie a baseball bat and let him have the first whack. someone, please, kill this motherfucker. shoot him in the face and then skull-fuck his eye sockets. either that, or get the NYPD to shove an israeli flag up his ass. they've had experience with sodomy before, so they seem like the rightful candidates.
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