Here's a phrase that will get a guy kicked out of the bedroom: "So is that what Ke$ha meant when she said 'Wake up in the mornin' feeling like P. Diddy'?"
I recently spent 3 months unemployed. I was working remotely auditing suppliers, and then my facility was bought out at the end of June. We were all told that we would get paperwork regarding new employment agreements that day. When I emailed HR at the end of the day because I didn't receive any, he called me to say that there was no employment agreement for me because I was remote. Well, fuck me silly. Unemployment sucks.
I hate Facebook reels. They are all stupid. The absolute worse ones are those that ask math a question for the viewer to answer in the comments section. The comments devolve into a thousand screaming voices that cannot hear each other about the rules of PEMDAS. Everyone's sanity would improve if they just bought a used TI-30II calculator to answer the question instead of wasting their brain cells trying to scroll down in the comments section and argue with people they will never meet about if the answer is either 4 or 80. Is it even financially possible to monetize a 5 second reel that has an unsolved math problem on it? I don't think it is. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon knew that wasn't possible. That's why, instead, they made a major motion picture with Robin Williams out of the idea and won an Academy Award.
Another group of Facebook reels that deserve to have their creators locked in a "Saw" movie are recipes. Exactly how the fuck are we supposed to jot down all of the portions, sizes, ingredients, times, and temperatures in 15 seconds or less? It's impossible! Now we have to watch the stupid fucking shitreel 10 times on replay before anyone gets all the information.
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