I use profanity. A lot. Not only that, but I try to be creative with my profanity. For example, if some random lady makes you angry, yell at her "I will punch you in the clit if you don't shut the fuck up!" My sarcasm is a way for me to deal with the bullshit I see and hear on a daily basis.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
today's rant: deprogramming
the other night, we left our 5-month-old with a friend for babysitting. while we were out, we got a text that our friend was trying to teach our little girl some choreography. cute enough. we also got a text that our girl was listening to "call me maybe". when we got home, i spent the rest of the night trying to deprogram her. i didn't care that i had work in the morning. at one point, i had metallica's "master of puppets" on repeat for about an hour and forty minutes. i had to hammer that into her skull before she had the opportunity to remember that other song. i think i got the point through to her. by the time the sun came up, she was air-guitaring the bridge. if i play this right, her first word will be "master". who wouldn't love that?
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