I use profanity. A lot. Not only that, but I try to be creative with my profanity. For example, if some random lady makes you angry, yell at her "I will punch you in the clit if you don't shut the fuck up!" My sarcasm is a way for me to deal with the bullshit I see and hear on a daily basis.
Monday, February 27, 2012
today's rant: driving school
i was driving home from a career transition commpany (long story) driving in the left lane on route 109. a driving school car was in the middle lane. i was driving faster, but the driver behind the wheel of the driving school car decided to move into the left lane. she was cutting it kinda close, but i had the room to decelerate enough to prevent a collision. it wasn't that much of a big deal, however, recognizing the opportunity for irony, i took it upon myself to make the most of the situation. i honked at the driving school car, now right in front of me, just to see what would happen. the instructor in the passenger seat raised her hand and started shaking it at the student driver. i couldn't help but laugh. i was proud to make sure to keep a driver's license out of the hands of a potentially bad driver for a little while longer. new york, you may thank me now.
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