i wish white cops would stop shooting all the black people.
my son has a shirt that says "little genius" on it. as a man, i stay away from any child clothing-related purchasing decisions. this was no exception. he is not even one year old yet. i think the benchmark for genius should at least be the ability to solve a rubik's cube by 2 years old. however, i have found a way to make the shirt slightly more accurate with just a few changes to the lettering. i've changed "little genius" to "little genitals". you would be surprised how many compliments i have been getting by
elderly people at church for being an honest parent and not a
self-serving prick. unfortunately, i need to sharpie it in after every run through the laundry.
